Monday, 20 June 2011

FART JOKES!


gods first fart
The Fart in all it's volatile fury!

Farts are just plain funny, the fart joke has been around since the days that Neanderthals were hanging out in caves together. It is always a bit of fun to laugh at farts and stir people up when they fart. It's perfectly natural and normal to fart of course, but humanity as a whole just can't help having a snicker when farting is the topic. It must be some deeply rooted laugh therapy instilled in us by the creator I reckon!


Cow farts have been blamed for contributing to global warming.

farting cow
Farting cows are considered an environmental issue.


Farts can be duct taped, who would have guessed?

 moustache fart


Everybody loves kitten farts, they are nearly as good as fat cat farts.

 kitten fart


Farts can be used as a form of propulsion.

 fart rocket


Fart skyscaping?

 cloud fart



Fart accidents can happen too.

 farts never trust them


Don't fart near annoyed pandas.

 fart one more time


Farting in sport is common.

 Jonah fart


Farts are sometimes worth running away from.

 Richie fart


Cats and farts, it's just cool.

Beware the cat annoyed by farts



There's another fart jokes page here you can take a look at:
http://www.squidoo.com/fart-jokes-

Elsewhere on the web, take a look at my Squidoo posts.







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