God decided after getting stuck into all that creation and stuff it was time for a breather.
And that is how the smoko break came into being. God, being God already knew that all His beautiful work on the creation gig was only destined to be debunked in a few thousand short years time by a bloke called Darwin. So anyways, he just chilled for a while till he started getting all matey matey , kill yer firstborn with Abraham, but that's another story of course...
So because he was God, he decided is was a good plan to pop down to earth every coupla hundred years to chill out once in a while and let it slide, no point getting all fire and brimstone all the time. When he was here recently having a breather from all that God stuff, the paparazzi were right onto it! These amazing shots lay bare the God of earthly vacations:
